
There have long been jokes about Europe’s – or more correctly,
Ireland’s – deep discount airline, Ryanair, a pioneer in cheap flying. Back in
2012 CEO Michael O’Leary in all seriousness wanted to sell standing-only
tickets – until thwarted by a regulator. Some of O’Leary’s other great schemes
were charging for restroom use and bunking passengers in the plane’s hull, both
of which have never taken flight. So it’s with some mirth whenever I book a Ryanair
ticket. This week was my second flight with the airline, and it was a bit of an
eye-opener. I’d though I’d got a good deal when I initially booked and was charged $144.28 CAD from London Stansted to Athens Greece. That included one
checked bag. Arriving at the airport I put my bag on the conveyor at check-in –
typical for any other airline I’ve ever flown with – only to be told that my suitcase
was ”too heavy.” Huh? It weighed just over 20 kg; I’d only paid for 20 kg. Sure
enough on the website, ”max weight 20 kg.” Read the small (or unexpected) print, Ron! So,
I had to shell out $69.37 more. So much for a bargain flight to the Greek capital.
As for the flight itself, it was typical Ryanair. A good aspect of the airline is you board
either from front or back, making boarding much more fluid. But the
downsides are a shopworn interior with seats that look like they’ve each carried
10,000 bums and their flippy-floppy arm rests. The seats also don’t recline; I’m fine
with that. But no seat pockets and airline safety instructions are pasted to
the top of the seat ahead (photo), giving the interior an overall tacky look.

But flying on Ryanair was only half the fun. I used to think
Toronto’s Pearson was bad but London’s Stansted now outranks it as my least
favourite airport. This box of a terminal – obviously assembled in no time – is
about as bare bones as you can get. There is hardly any seating for waiting
passengers, despite the fact this, being London, is one of the most crowded
airports I’ve been in (London has six major airports). I finally found some
wooden slatted seating – the same as at London train stations - near
the food court, which could have accommodated about 100 people. Other than that –
nothing. Well, not quite. Walking a long way towards the gate, there was eventually a bench beside the
terminal window. But the bench resembled what you’d find in a bus shelter,
perhaps worse (photo). Barely a foot wide and of metal with no back it wasn’t a
comfortable design to begin with. But what took the cake is that it was convex
in structure, making it very easy for someone to slide off of. A fellow
passenger quipped it was designed to look like an airplane wing. Moving along I
finally did find regular terminal seating – a nook of about 15 chairs. How they
were allowed to be there is a mystery! And, at the passenger gate, at
last, regular seating like at most airports, though the seats had seen better days,
their fabric peeling off. Alert to terminal management – mass seat
replacement needed!
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Ron Stang, Windsor Ontario Canada, a frequent
traveller